Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The New Guy: Arrival...

(Based on a true experience..None of the characters are fictional...Enjoy)

The year is 1997...

AES EMS, A'nagar...

8am
The door opens. A shy stranger is introduced to the 7th grade class. He very quietly glances across the classroom of eager lookin students…. Many curious looks… some lazily still bearing the vestiges of last night’s sleep. He is anxious. Still something tells him that this going to be a good day. The Teacher is smiling at him. A pencil falls, penetrating the silence and also the gaze of the students momentarily… He looks in the same direction. A girl comes into view after she picks the pencil and gives a very shy embarrassed smile. He smiles too. For the second time the silence breaks. Now they all are bored and the curiosity about the new arrival has apparently died…J {I don’t think so…J}


8:05am
Being the first day of the term its time for the election of the new monitors for the year (so the teacher, Mrs. C, says).. The New guy again looks around. Many eager lookin candidates, their necks raised and a sudden attentiveness (their slumber has finally ended), looking around rounding their groups and smiling at the possible opponentsJ. Very melodramatic… The New Guy smiles…J He knows this is strange… 12 students raise their hands…6 boys, 6 girls…. Voting is the method by which the leaders will be chosen. And then, all of a sudden, they all look at the New Guy… Very interesting… the 7th hand is his. Him! (I mean, its his first day, for God sakes…what are his chances:-P? Who the hell does he think he is!).. but there is no laughter. There is surprise. And the teacher smiles and puts up the name on the board.. 2 guys and 2 gals are goin to be selected of these 13 namesJ … He smiles and looks around. This is getting interesting. This is how the system functions: Each student gets to vote for one guy and one gal. simple. The voting begins… 80 pencils scribble….there is silence once again.

8:20am
“Alright! That’s enough” says Mrs. C…. The papers are being collected.. He looks around. The girls are freakishly giggly today, I notice. He doesn’t know if its good or bad. But yes, he is anxiousJ. The votes are being counted. Another guy is entering them on the board for everyone to watch… Even in his nervousness, He is still smiling.. (What gives him that confidence? Must be a jerk!) The results read so….

Boys                                           Hits                                          Girls                                      Hits
A
30
G
40
B
10
H
5
C
4
I
2
D
4
J
3
E
2
K
1
F
3
L
4
The New Guy
27
The Shy Gal
25


8:30am
HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN???!!! 27 votes to the new guy. Its like the outsider got elected. He is still smiling.. this is interesting He thinks. How good is he! I think the gals voted for Him.. How???? Mrs. C is surprised as well. But she is smiling as she calls Mr. A and The New Guy in front of the class. I find this funny. And they are pronounced the Monitor and Assistant Monitor… "Now you may handle the class…JJ "

And the New Guy was.........:) 



3 comments:

  1. boy!!! this is sooooo good!!! i was smiling so much whiling reading this, my mouth now aches :p..ha ha ha..this is so cool..what a dashing new entrant!! :D pehle din hi sixer maar diya..lol.what an interesting school too.they voted for the new guy..wow..such a liberated, free-thinking class :P :P..but kudos to t guy's courage..(while reading it,i was telling myself,god..don't let that guy raise his hand, don't don't,it will be TOO MUCH......but he did :D :D :D ...n man!! he got elected too..how dramatic!! awesome..LOL)
    n you've written it so well. i was actually visualizing all that in my head!! trust me,i've been through that awkward experience of 1st day in a new school..many times in my life :p..i could connect with it..but i waited for a yr before applying for t post of class monitor :P :P..of course, aap to bhai, aap hain :P :D..
    superliked..laai bhaari arsh!!
    nams

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  2. also, the accompanying pic is so damn good..heh he :D
    nams

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  3. hmm... so who was the new guy ?? and why does he think that all the girls might have voted for him ?? :):) Good one...

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